Drink Up Pussies - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL and Sophia have never looked

and Sophia have never looked more ready to fight crime—or at least sip cocktails under the Florida sun

A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

Golden-tan uppercase text reads "STARRING RICK DALTON" across the top

pointed snout

Turns out silver bullets work better than a drunken posse

Drink Up Pussies - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL and Sophia have never lookedTwo cats with the judgmental stare of Victorian librarians got conscripted into the most juvenile bar joke ever printed on cotton. They didn't ask for this life, but honestly their faces sell the bit better than the words do. The Details: Bold distressed white uppercase text reads "DRINK UP" in an arched layout. Two white cat faces rendered in detailed crosshatched linework sit side by side, with prominent whiskers, alert ears, and wide staring eyes.