Let's Get Basted - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL standing alongside larger New England

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A posterized illustration depicts a bearded figure in an open light blue collared shirt double-fisting two golden beers

Let's Get Basted - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL standing alongside larger New EnglandBasting a turkey is just a spa treatment for something that's already dead. Basting yourself with bourbon at the dinner table is the same concept, slightly better outcomes. The Details: Curved distressed cream retro text reads "LET'S GET BASTED" in an arched layout. Below, a vintage hand drawn turkey faces right with a fanned tail in green, orange, and cream tones, standing on orange feet. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun Cotton.