I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Inspired by Pee Wee's Playhouse

Inspired by Pee Wee's Playhouse

Bold purple and orange type reads "HYDRAULIC FLUID" with yellow wing graphics on each side

Funny retro design inspired by Different Strokes

which is convenient since the other one is permanently throwing a shaka

Lanes like this gave Oklahoma City neighborhoods a gathering place that outlasted the highway itself

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal Inspired by Pee Wee's PlayhouseBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked